ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING

imageDay 3 – Deception Pass State Park
60 km

Woke up to a drizzling rain that became pounding before I could light the stove for breakfast. Sophie still in her tent. When she poked her head out she was beaming. Everything sodden and the prospect of a long ride in the rain, and she was unfazed. I love this girl!

After fuelling up on oatmeal we packed – everything wet – and set off. The ride down Chuckanut Drive was beautiful – even in the rain. Eventually we emerged from the forest onto a looooong, inexorably straight country road, with a stiff headwind and pelting rain. It took 90 minutes before we came to a place where we could have coffee – Sisters Drive Through, with outdoor seating for non-driving customers. At least by now the rain had stopped. Brooke (the sister on duty) served us Americanos and hot dogs, Many of her other customers, most dressed in camo gear and gumboots, had come from salmon fishing on the Samish River. There was talk of guns ‘n stuff. This is Trump territory. Trump signs outnumber Hillary’s at least two to one.

imageWe crossed the spectacular Deception Pass Bridge and rode into the park at mid-afternoon. The wind off the water creates a constant roar as it blows through the treetops. Similar, in fact, to the roar of the military jets that seem to constantly be taking off and landing from the nearby Whidbey Island Air Force Base.

HOME OF THE BRAVE

imageDay 4. – Port Townsend
50 km

A very nice ride down Whidbey Island to the Port Townsend ferry. Crossing Hood Canal we saw sea lions, jelly fish and even a salmon. Port Townsend has preserved its Victoiran past – virtually all of the buildings in the main part of town date from the late 19th century. Obviously a tourist town, but also apparently a capital of counter culture. Walking the main street felt like being on a movie set, with “characters” everywhere. A youngish woman dressed in baggy clothes played a monotonous new-agey tune on a home-made wooden recorder. Four young guys sitting next to the sidewalk were “jamming” with a couple of guitars they barely knew well enough to strum.

imageFrom our campsite we can see a US Navy installation of some kind across Hood Canal. And we can still hear the occasional muscle-flexing rumble of fighter jets from the Whidbey Isl air base. For that matter, we’re camped at Fort Townsend, an old military fort from the 1850s, of which nothing now remains but weathered signage marking locations for the officer’s quarters, etc. From this spot It’s hard not to notice how large a role the military plays in America.

REST DAY 1

Day 5 – Port Townsend

The outlook was for rain today, so we decided to hole up here in PT. Our campground is 4 miles from town and as we biked in it started to pour. We’re sitting in a cafe drying out. Ironically, it’s now become sunny outside. Further irony – I expect WiFi at my cafes, but this one doesn’t have it – the owner seemed proud of that. Probably explains its clientele – all the other customers look like aged hippies.

Spent the day poking through the local museum and hanging around. PT is a cool place – it’s got historic charm, great scenery and an artsy/folksy vibe – but to be here for no purpose leaves me feeling like there’s too many hours in the day. I want to move on.

SO LONG MR. APPLE BUDDY

imageDay 6 – Potlatch State Park – 100 km

Apples picked from roadside trees have been part of our daily diet. The trees are thick with the fruit – juicy, sweet and crispy, with a tangy tartness. Perfect! At our campground in PT we found an apple buddy to keep us company.

Today we rode 100 km in great weather. Sunny but not too hot. And for encouragement we could look to road signs with names like “Never Give Up Road”. Although that sentiment is wasted on the various land-stranded yachts we’ve seen.image

For long stretches the road – a 50 MPH highway – provided only a very narrow shoulder. At one point I was climbing up to a corner and was aware of a vehicle coming up behind me, ready to pass. At that moment a semi truck rumbled around the corner toward us. The vehicle behind me had to change plans very quickly. Only when it passed me did I find out it was a monster RV towing a car. I suspect the driver nearly had a heart attack, but I was blissfully unaware. Sophie trailing well behind me saw it all.

Here in Camp Potlatch I met a 30-ish guy at the washroom who I saw earlier using a metal detector around his campsite. He’s clearly a bit uncentred, a lost soul with a faraway look in his eyes. He’s recently moved to WA from Flint Michigan. Flint is the hometown of “Roger & Me” director Michael Moore, and was once also home to three major GM assembly plants, but not now. He has a beaten up old camper that I suspect he lives in with his wife. Hard luck types. Flinty, you might say.

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN AMERICA

Day 7 – Lake Sylvia State Park, WA. – 91 km

Nice day for riding. Sunny, warm and rolling hills. Roadside shoulders non-existent in a few too many spots. That, combined with the frequent rumblings-by of fully-loaded logging trucks and semi-trailer trucks makes for some exciting times on the bike.

We stopped for lunch in McCleary, and sat at an outdoor table in the sunshine. An old guy in t-shirt, suspenders and jeans walks by and strikes up conversation by asking about our bikes. He then casually mentions he recently sold 19 bikes from his garage. Turns out he’s an old-time/long-time cyclist. He told us all about his various rides, his longest ride (Seattle to Portand – 105 miles) the best routes for where we’re going, to be careful of the RVs (driven by “old guys like me”), etc. It was all very pleasant and friendly, but he must have gone on for 15 minutes, only stopping when our lunch arrived.

As we ate lunch another cyclist – 60-ish, well tanned and fit looking with a long braided ponytail under his helmet – pulled up to the cafe and sat at the next table and started to tell us all about his riding adventures. Riding from Florida to California, around the Olympic Penninsula, etc.

Earlier in our campsite, as we were packing up to start for the day, a lean 60-ish woman with long grey hair and over-sized sunglasses ambled up and started to chat…and chat… We heard all about her experiences with the WA county justice system and the its predilection for handing out fines for dubious misdemeanours – DUI on marijuana is the current big one. “It’s all based on a system of racketeering.” We heard about her work as an artist doing metal sculptures. She claims to have sold $150K worth of her work to some millionaire who has mansions all over the place and a swimming pool with an island modelled on Pirates of the Caribbean. Why am I not surprised to hear of this? In fact, I fully believe it. All of it. Anything is possible in America.

The further takeaway from today’s encounters: There’s no denying how friendly people here are – they certainly do like to talk. But they don’t tend to ask many questions.

I AM THE MACHINE

Jim, the caretaker at Bruceport campground
Jim, the caretaker at Bruceport campground

Day 8. Bruce Port County Campground, WA – 64 km

A further brief observation from yesterday. At the Lake Sylvia campground, which was only perhaps 1/4 full, there were just three bike-touring couples. Sophie & I, Colin and Cass (late-20s from Vancouver – we had met them previously at Potlatch), and a retired couple from Vernon. All of us Canadians. The Vernon dude is hard core. He’s cycled this route previously and last year rode a route from Vernon to Southern California through the mountain passes. He says he gave up in Yosemite (he called it a “brutal ride”) and headed for the coast to complete the trip. He and his wife are doing 90 kms per day – about double our average daily distance,

Today’s ride has brought us to the west coast of WA. It wasn’t particularly long, but featured five long climbs and descents. As we got closer to the coast it levelled out and we had long straight stretches. When you work up a long hill or sustain a pace on a long straight road your mind can go blank – well anyway mine does – and into a kind of meditative state. The repetitive skreet-skreet, skreet-skreet of the chain over the chain ring becomes like the tick tock of a clock, or a mantra, and everything – your breathing, the motion of your body, the cadence of your pedal strokes – comes into rhythmic alignment. The effect can make you feel like a machine; the finely-tuned engine of the machine you’re riding. It’s very satisfying.

ALL FIVE VERSES OF OH CANADA

imageI met a guy of about my age dressed in camo gear (it’s very fashionable in these parts) outside the campground washrooms. He said he needed to wash the blood from his hands. He was holding a knife. This was a big guy – 6′ 3″, 250 lbs. It was dark, we were alone. I became a little concerned. Turns out he’s a hunter and had just killed an elk with a crossbow. The animal weighs 600 lbs so he had skinned and gutted it and would be returning in the morning to carry out as much as he could of the meat.

We chatted and he discovered I was from Canada. “I love Canada,” he says, adding that he’s probably been to more places in Canada than I have. I doubted that, but he then explains he used to play for the Detroit Red Wings junior hockey team and they toured all over Canada. So it was true. He had been to more places than I had.

He then asked me if I knew our national anthem, Oh Canada. Of course I do, I said. “All five verses?” he asks. There are five verses? Who knows that? He does, because he loves Canada.

THE BRIDGE

Day 9 – Astoria, OR. 72 kmThis was the most difficult day of our journey to date. We woke up to rain and it steadily got heavier. The road conditions were pretty good – consistent shoulder, rolling hills, not too steep. But wet, with a heavily gusting headwind that almost stopped me dead on a descent. Abysmal. And not helped by the absence of anywhere to stop for coffee and a warm-up for at least 40 km.

Eventually we found a place to eat. When we left the rain started to let up and the wind lightened. There even appeared promising bits of blue in brief breaks of the heavy cloud cover. All was looking up. And then we came to the bridge.

imageThe Astoria Bridge crosses the mouth of the Columbia River. Halfway across you leave Washington and enter Oregon. But crossing that bridge is a nightmare for cyclists. First of all, it’s four miles long, and offers a shoulder exactly two feet wide. The speed limit for traffic is 50 mph, and traffic includes all the usual frighteners – logging trucks, moving vans, the ubiquitous monster RVs towing vehicles. For four miles all you can do is look at the pavement in front of your wheel and try for all you can to steer straight. It was horrific. Once we were over, I hugged Sophie in relief. She had been worried about this bridge. We had heard scary stuff. But when the time came, she didn’t hesitate, she just put her head down and carried on. Which is what’s required. Because once you’re on that bridge there’s no room for stopping, changing your mind or turning back. You’re committed for all four miles.

Our reward for all this trauma is a night in a heated room with double beds, electricity, TV and our own shower.

OREGON ROCKS!

Day 10 – Nehamlem State Park, OR – 68 km

imageFirst of all it has to be said that Oregon rocks! The coast is spectacular, the road shoulders are (generally) wide and the beachside campgrounds are fantastic. In WA the campgrounds were in heavily forested, murky areas, often alongside the highway, with dated facilities.

imageHere in Oregon the state campgrounds feature free showers, clean, updated facilities and campsites in open forest with lots of light and the calming sound of the surf pounding the beach, just a short walk away. It also helps that we’re in the midst of a spell of great weather.

Before leaving Astoria – the last major centre for a hundred miles, I bought a helmet-mounted rear view mirror – on the bike shop guy’s recommendation; it’s made locally by his friend in Portland, some chain lube and, at Big 5 Sporting Goods (read hunter supply store), a jacket. Not the crush-to-nothing lightweight down jacket I’ve been craving for the past week of cold nights, but something that will serve.

imageAt Cannon Beach – a massively long strand – we ate lunch on the beach, which was surprisingly busy, with hundreds of people walking about far into the distance.

imageRe the rear view mirror. After a day of trying to get used to this thing, which juts from my head like an insect’s antenna and creates a massive blind spot in my forward vision, I’ve given up. (More importantly, the stupid thing looks supremely geeky.) I finally yanked it off and taped it to my handle bar, where it serves fairly well. I bought the thing because I like to keep an eye on Sophie behind me and when you turn your head while pedalling a loaded bike, it’s pretty hard to steer straight. This is not a good thing on busy roads with narrow shoulders.

“SOME PEOPLE HERE REALLY HATE CYCLISTS”

Day 11 – Cape Lookout, OR. 70 km

Sunny and warm today – made for a good ride down the coast, overlooking the near total absence of any shoulder along the highway for most of the distance. Ironically, this could be seen as making for safer riding as you’re forced onto the road which requires drivers to slow down and actually steer a path around you. On narrow shoulders some drivers (thankfully not many) don’t bother to shift over at all, steaming past at full speed just an arm’s length away.

If you need anything, here's the place to go!
If you need anything, here’s the place to go!

At one lookout spot over the coast we were watching grey whales spouting in the distance. I was chatting casually with an older guy who turned and said “So you’re a cyclist?” as if he hadn’t noticed before. “A lot of people around here really hate cyclists,” he added. I wasn’t sure if he was including himself in that camp – now whether he meant it as a warning or a caution. Most drivers are pretty respectful of cyclists on the roads here, but some are clearly aggravated. Like the guy who blasted his horn at us as he drove past – in the opposite direction!